February 2012
1 tag
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
“We serial killers are your sons. We are your husbands. We are everywhere and...”
– Ted Bundy (via serialchillers)
I hate when people describe something that is awesome as “dope.” You sound like a dope.
bastardfromabasket:
i hate it when i forget to turn off my caps lock when i google something and now my google searches all look like i’m really passionate about finding out how late taco bell is open.
